Declan woke up early one morning to hear his phone blasting his ringtone. “FRIED EGGS FRIED EGGS” his phone screamed
“Oh my, I bet it’s fiona again, calling me from rehab. Dat drunk broad needs help.” Then Declan picked up his phone.
“GET THE FUCK OVER HERE AND EAT MY CAT YOU CRACKAAAAA” He heard a voice yell.
“What the fuck.” Declan said “Who are you.”
“I’M GMA DID YOU MISS ME????”
“Ew no, you crusty bitch.” Declan replied.
“YEAH GET DOWN HERE NOW DRIVE TO TORONTO YOU HOT BITCH I NEED SOME ASS”
“Okay. I’ll be there soon.” Declan said to Gma as he hung up.
“Fuck, I need to get to Toronto asap.”
Then the Rocky song started playing in the back round as Declan ran from fox studios to Toronto so Gma could get some ass.
Declan got to the Degrassi part of Toronto and ran into The Dot to find Fitz. “Hey Fitz, where’s your grandma?”
“I dunno, somewhere with Zane, did you know I found Jesus? I LOVE JESUS. AND CLARE EDWARDS WE HAVE A SPRITUAL CONNECTION EDJUHTSDKGHSDKGJFSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“Wut.” Declan said as he backed out of The Dot. That kid was fucked up.
“Okay, I need to find Zane. Zane would probably be somewhere with Riley. I should try to find him.”
Declan skipped to Degrassi but instead of finding Riley, he found Morty.
“Sup Decs.” Said Morty.
“Oh my allah it’s a talking car.” Declan said.
“Yes. Are you looking for Grandma Fitz?”
“No, I’m looking for Riley or Zane. Do you know where any of those guys are?”
“Yeah, Zane just got into the back of me with Grandma Fitz.”
“WAT.” Declan yelled as he ran to the back of Morty. He opened the door to find Zane and Gma.
“Lol Zane get out of here.”
“Okay.” Zane said and he walked away.
“Hi Gma?”
“SPREAD YO LEGS DECLANNNNN” Gma yelled.
“Okay.” Declan said as he climbed into the back of Morty.
“What the hell.” said Morty. “I’m going to need therapy after this.”
END.

WILL ZANE GET JELOUS ABOUT DECLAN COMING BACK FROM FOX?
WILL FITZ EVER CALM DOWN?
WILL MORTY GET THE THERAPY HE SO DESPERATELY NEEDS?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO THIS FUCKED UP STORY TO FIND OUT.